Hack or Slash Tote
Hack or Slash Tote
Transform your everyday errands into a journey through the shadowy aisles of horror with the Hack or Slash Tote. Eco-friendly and eerily stylish, this tote is a must-have for any horror podcast aficionado.
👻 Logo of Legends: Emblazoned with our Hack or Slash logo, this tote isn't just a bag—it's a statement piece that screams (quite literally) your love for all things horror.
Terrifyingly Tote-able:
Eco-Friendly Fabric: Made from 100% certified organic cotton twill, because even horror fans care about the planet.
Spacious Dimensions: Measuring 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″, it’s roomy enough for groceries, haunted artifacts, or a stack of your favorite scary movies.
Weighty Matters: With a weight limit of 30 lbs, it's robust enough to carry your heaviest Stephen King novels.
Comfortable Straps: Dual straps, each 1″ wide and 24.5″ long, ensure you can haul your haul comfortably—like a final girl carrying her survival kit.
Open to Horrors: The open main compartment means easy access, even when you’re on the run from something spooky.
Double-Sided Drama: Opt for a double-sided print for an additional fee and double the terror.
Certified and Cruelty-Free:
Ethical Standards: The fabric is certified by OCS, GOTS, and OEKO-TEX Standard 100, ensuring it's free from harmful substances and ethically produced.
Vegan-Friendly: PETA-Approved Vegan, because the only horror we endorse is on the screen.
The Hack or Slash Tote is more than just a bag; it’s a companion for those who embrace the dark, the mysterious, and the thrilling elements of life. Grab yours and step out in true horror style! 🦇👜💀